//ZB PROJECT ARCHIVE
Name: NANCY PELOSI
True Name: PELOSI, THE FACE BEHIND THE SKIN OF THE WORLD
CLASS: REALITY BENDER
Abilities: Reality Bending, Cognitohazard Generation, History Warping, Collective Delusion
First Documented: 1940
Threat Level: RED (IMMINENT COLLAPSE OF NOOSPHERE STABILITY)
CONTAINMENT PROCEDURE: Implementation and spread of counter-cognitohazard CODENAME “ACHILLES” to EXPOSE and COUNTER Pelosi
PROJECT ACHILLES
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//STABILIZING LOCAL NOOSPHERE
//TRANSMISSION BEGINNING
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//BEGIN ACHILLES
Nancy Pelosi is a politician for the Democratic Party and current Speaker of the House. She is lauded as “practical”, “epic”, and a “qween” by her primarily white, suburban fans. These fans are similar in composition to suburbanite Trump fans (white, rich, owning class) but are located in coastal states and ostensibly liberal.
Pelosi’s modus operandi is compromise and civility, making futile attempts to quell the destructive tendencies of her adversaries like Donald Trump, Paul Ryan, and Yemeni children with an average caloric intake of 100+ per day.
Pelosi exerts a strange effect on the human noosphere. You may notice when certain low-level reality benders (Trump) attempt to divorce themselves from the noosphere’s memory of history. Their lack of skill makes it so only the weakest among us fall to their illusion. (EX: CHUDs, MAGA Boomers, ETC.)
Nancy Pelosi, however, is far more skilled. She can not only alter the human noosphere but totally remove certain events from it. Only a few individual minds remember the mass death caused by the War on Terror or the Yemeni Civil War, both of which Pelosi eagerly voted to stoke. Somehow, these events have slipped the collective mind, especially in the media. See her numerous interviews on CNN, NBC, and MSNBC (all of which have demonstrated awareness of the devastation of Yemen) that dodge pressing her on any of her votes to, say, arm the al-Saud family in their bombing campaign against the Yemeni people.
For example:
Here Democrat Hakeem Jeffries nominates Pelosi for House Speaker on the grounds that she “rescued our economy in the midst of the Great Recession, saved the American automobile industry [and] provided affordable healthcare to more than 21 million Americans”. This has been determined untrue by ZB agents. These “accomplishments” were the work of the Obama Administration and opposed or watered down by Pelosi. Also worth noting was her steadfast commitment to “compromising” with Republicans during the legislating of the ACA which led to voting down party lines more or less anyway.
Pelosi also has hold of a thrall of devoted wine mom fans who shower her with praise.
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These depict Pelosi crushing or halting the interests of the 1% and conservatives despite working with Schumer to propose several billion dollars in funding for “border security”, i.e. making Texas’ state line look like Gaza and deregulating banks by scrapping what little protection was put on finance under Obama.
However, lucid agents have a defense mechanism against Pelosi. Her Achilles heel is her total inability to act like a “normal”, non-anomalous human.
She is so anomalous even non-agents easily detect her divergence from typical human behaviour. Her “soul” or psyche is decrepit and agents report seeing the bodies of her victims in her eyes when she tries to appear “human”, “motherly”, or “strong”.
Incredibly, she nor her mind-slaves known as “staffers” appear to fully understand human speech.
(ZB Xenolingusitics has determined this is not human English.)
“What the fuck is that. That doesn’t scan at all. What is that supposed to mean?! Check the replies and you’ll see the Pelosi thrall lapping it up, fucking mirror images of Trump’s hogs. Speaking of Trump’s hogs, what are they doing in the replies? Being really pissed, obviously!”
DR GUNGUS, ZB LINGUISTICS
The “hogs” seem to understand the Pelosi-speak like her thrall, which implies there is some commonality between thralls and hogs. This is a worrying phenomenon and will be further investigated by ZB Research.
Pelosi cannot be stopped or captured at this moment with current ZB resources. Agents advised to hunker down and use your mind’s natural defense of awareness, shock, confusion, and shitposting to prevent yourself from being drawn into the psychic maelstrom of current politics.
//ACHILLES COMPLETE
Griffin is a contributor for Zero Balance and professional fucker, idiot, wench, and slanderer.