The Greatest Spectacle In The History of Entertainment!
A CHEETO SOGGY WITH BLOOD WILL DISSOLVE IN THE FIRE OF POLITICS OR SOMETHING
During a disastrous plague, the harrowing story of a nameless QAnon blogger’s descent into madness at the Innsmouth Hills II subdivision.
Just because her refrigerator cost more than your car doesn’t mean she’s That Rich.
The Democratic Party is not, in fact, a political party. This is fairly obvious. In fact, to my mind, the Democratic Party most resembles a specific kind of business. The national pizza chain.
A game that has no respect for those things we’re told matter most. Baseball takes as long as it takes.
A piece of short fiction about the single most dangerous weapon on the planet: online rudeness to idiot op-ed writers and political hacks ruining our lives.
For those selflessly defending the indefensible: we salute you.
We are waiting for the show to begin, the 9/11 reenactment, this year on ice. It’s magical. It’s America. A short fiction piece.