Liberals, you don’t get to rehabilitate George W. Bush. You just don’t, no matter how much you hate Cheeto Drumpf.
The Iowa Clown Show, Rush Limbaugh’s Presidential Medal of Cancer, and Strippers of the world Unite!
Imagine the stupidest possible version of a Second American Civil War, and it would probably be stupider than that.
100K-200K dead is fine with Trump. It’s fine, everything is fine. Mass graves means wholesale prices! What a deal!
At its core, the invocation of an “Imminent Threat” is an assertion of the right to preemptively strike.
This week’s Stupid, Evil, Horny has a hilariously inept blackface protest, America’s Homeland Security Karen, and a domme who demands book reports.
This week, who funds giving the Federalist CTE and making them post, Ellen has a cuddle sesh with her new war criminal BFF, and lady boners for AOC’s new cut.
We are waiting for the show to begin, the 9/11 reenactment, this year on ice. It’s magical. It’s America. A short fiction piece.
Welcome to the Mirror Universe, a new series where we imagine “what if the United States wasn’t the dumb, arrogant, violent world bully holding everyone hostage with nukes and money?” How would a different world dynamic write about the US in turn, changing nearly nothing about it?
There’s only one thing the SOTU has ever accomplished. War. Call it spectacle, call it superstructure, call it whatever you want, but I did not